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12.28.03 - Because my own baggage is not enough 12.23.03 - Who you calling a Ho? 12.22.03 - Don't let the titles fool you 12.17.03 - Swooning 12.15.03 - Safeway rocks 12.11.03 - There I go expecting something different, dammit 12.11.03 - It's all a conundrum 12.10.03 - Things my child thought would be really really really good to eat when sick, but then decided were ass once I cooked them 12.10.03 - Germs, pizza, pot, and moving. You'd think it would be interesting, eh? 12.06.03 - On the beauty of faking it 11.30.03 - I could teach you, but I'd have to charge 11.28.03 - You are getting very, very sleepy... 11.27.03 - Hahahaaaaaaaa ah-heeee! 11.23.03 - All cracked up 11.23.03 - You best be getting it, misters 11.22.03 - Moving right along 11.20.03 - Ain't nobody dope as me 11.20.03 - Anger management 11.18.03 - And then the wind... 11.18.03 - Eek! 11.17.03 - Finality aint no friend of mine 11.17.03 - The Big Five 11.16.03 - Where I bitch about the limitations of my personal freedoms 11.13.03 - Amusing 11.10.03 - Antisocial 11.09.03 - I never knew love like this before 11.07.03 - So once there was this girl, right? 11.06.03 - Smell this 11.04.03 - Another funny thing I (finally) learned along the way 11.03.03 - I feel all smooth and smart and stuff 11.03.03 - Secrets and such 11.01.03 - Mmmmm 10.30.03 - Indulge thyself at your own peril 10.29.03 - Just hold me 10.23.03 - Newly hairless and feeling it 10.23.03 - I wanna (whatwhat whatwhat wanna) 10.20.03 - SBD turns 500. Where's the Botox? 10.19.03 - Naughty box 10.16.03 - Woot Woot 10.15.03 - The fondest recollection 10.15.03 - I'm agog and befuddled 10.13.03 - Fiennes is hot 10.12.03 - So then, there was this Republican... 10.12.03 - Trailer Park Love 10.10.03 - Pat rocks 10.10.03 - Splat 10.10.03 - Give me a break 10.08.03 - Coming soon to a village near you otherwise known as the reason why I drink 10.08.03 - Strangers in the night... 10.06.03 - Straight trippin', Boo 10.06.03 - Birds of a feather 10.03.03 - I am, whatever you say I am... 10.02.03 - Mmmm... Al 10.02.03 - Best when congested and hypoxic 09.30.03 - Yeah... me too 09.30.03 - I'm somebody else's mama, buddy. Go find your own. 09.29.03 - ... ? ... 09.28.03 - Who is this woman? 09.28.03 - And that, as they say, is the rest of the story 09.27.03 - Who needs mystery trains when they have stinky dead things hiding? 09.27.03 - Don't touch the dead thing 09.25.03 - What the hell was I thinking? 09.25.03 - I suck 09.24.03 - Benjamins and ambivilance 09.24.03 - They're all bastards 09.21.03 - Does it ever get better? 09.21.03 - Death and Dismemberment 09.20.03 - Abounding Hipness and the Boxer Short 09.17.03 - Renaissance men of Quikie Mart and the women who love them (from afar) 09.16.03 - Heffers and mules and men, oh my 09.15.03 - Fish Don't Fry in the Kitchen 09.13.03 - Saturday mornings and all the things we never discuss 09.11.03 - Merry Christmas 09.11.03 - If you can't say something nice... come sit by me 09.09.03 - Overexposed 09.08.03 - Life as a curry 09.03.03 - Five questions 09.02.03 - Computer voodoo, clod hopping and Mullets 09.01.03 - Don't go in the water 08.30.03 - Large sucking holes 08.27.03 - The Cinderella Complex 08.26.03 - Conspiracy theory, part X 08.21.03 - The one in which I whine 08.19.03 - SBD: Renaissance Woman 08.18.03 - Snarky broke and bitchy 08.18.03 - The one where the neighbors weird me out again 08.15.03 - A story of family, begrudging and altruistic 08.14.03 - Yalla Habibi 08.12.03 - Will someone please amend the dress code? 08.12.03 - Nonsense and avoidance 08.06.03 - Psychobabble and tater tots 08.05.03 - Bahbahbah Bad, bahbahbah Bad 08.05.03 - Dooby dooby doo 08.01.03 - Do Not Pass Go, Muthafucka 07.30.03 - Biblically speaking... 07.28.03 - Listen to the Sound of the Man working on the Chain... gang 07.20.03 - Feh. 07.18.03 - You spin me round round, baby, round round 07.15.03 - Inner dialogue 07.14.03 - Domesticity at it's finest 07.13.03 - Sundays are for reflection 07.10.03 - Giving me that look 07.10.03 - Suburban Martha 07.08.03 - On keeping a positive attitude 07.06.03 - Burning down the house 07.03.03 - Tired 07.01.03 - Insert your own witticisms.... here. 06.25.03 - It's NOT a fight, it's a discussion 06.24.03 - Whiskers on Kittens 06.18.03 - New Duds and Old Studs 06.16.03 - When you're wimpy and you know it, clap your hands 06.16.03 - In brief 06.13.03 - Look deep into my eyes... you're feeling very sleepy... 06.09.03 - Rites of passage 06.08.03 - Pucker up, mwahmwahmwah 06.06.03 - Always the bride's maid 06.05.03 - And time, goes by... 06.02.03 - sigh 05.29.03 - And here, I thought blue balls were a myth... 05.28.03 - Out of the mouths of babes 05.27.03 - I am all atingle, wouldn't you like to be atingle too? 05.27.03 - It wouldn't be an ember if it wasn't short lived: otherwise known as Micro Dating Don't Got Nothing On Me 05.26.03 - Don't gimme your breakfast stuff 05.25.03 - So now we know... almost 05.24.03 - For all the men I've loved before.. 05.24.03 - Rejected 05.24.03 - An acknowledgement of sorts 05.21.03 - Going out of business sale, everything must go!!!! 05.17.03 - Don't stand so close to me 05.16.03 - Am I? Am I not? 05.15.03 - Uh oh. What happens when I'm not a duck 05.13.03 - Moments like this 05.11.03 - Flowers and light 05.11.03 - Bah. Whatever 05.09.03 - I'm still fickle 05.07.03 - The Rest of the Story 05.05.03 - What you tryin to do to me!? Whachu say? 05.05.03 - A little shoe, a big shoe, a dog and a bed 04.30.03 - The agenda, in brief 04.30.03 - Where to wear your brow 04.29.03 - This angry, frustrated and rejected rant brought to you by your friends at the Dow Corning Poison & Pesticide Co. 04.29.03 - Get a fucking clue 04.28.03 - He's so fine, I wanna make him mine 04.28.03 - I never did like mathematics 04.27.03 - The Gathering 04.25.03 - \"They call us the disappeared ones, but as you can see, we ain't disappeared\" - Wisdom of Three Fingered Jack, The Mask of Zorrrrrrrro 04.24.03 - No Fair 04.22.03 - Will the Real SBD Please Stand Up? 04.22.03 - Mortified 04.21.03 - The Stalker Returns 04.20.03 - The B-day/Easter weekend haps 04.17.03 - Freaking hormones, man, weird phuckers, they are 04.17.03 - Leave me alone 04.17.03 - Domestic Tranquilty and other fairy tales 04.16.03 - Bah Bah Bah - fuckers 04.15.03 - The happenings as of late 04.15.03 - The story of the chicken and the zebra 04.13.03 - Some people 04.13.03 - More regarding my garden 04.12.03 - I'm really sore ALL OVER 04.10.03 - WOOHOO! I got a keyboard again 04.10.03 - NO Keyboard at home 04.07.03 - This is all over the place, but mainly deals with funky colors 04.07.03 - Hypocrite 04.06.03 - The weekend, in brief 04.05.03 - And....SHE'S OFF! 04.03.03 - The chair that could not be orphaned 04.03.03 - A hussy and her chair 04.03.03 - Female bonding and stealthy natures of the natural born Huntress 04.02.03 - I's got some flow, CASH flow 04.02.03 - More talk on the stalk 04.01.03 - Gettun da boo-tay 03.31.03 - The one where the butterflies freak me out 03.28.03 - Just as fine as I can be 03.28.03 - Just be good to me 03.27.03 - Just a bit out of it 03.26.03 - In which I bitch, discuss contrived homophobia, and display my gratuitous spending habits 03.26.03 - The Day God Visited My Grocery Store 03.24.03 - Da bomb weekend 03.23.03 - The cat got my tongue 03.22.03 - The honors you never expect 03.21.03 - The stars align 03.20.03 - More on feeling blase and temperamental 03.20.03 - On love and war 03.19.03 - Where's my bike? 03.18.03 - I got benes 03.17.03 - Restless 03.16.03 - I'm apparently crabby today 03.15.03 - Up on the roof 03.14.03 - Wiggy neck, OT, and no sex 03.13.03 - naked & rolling in green stuff. 03.12.03 - Soldiers in France 03.11.03 - On being tired and chatting with Marcus 03.10.03 - Being the duck 03.10.03 - snark snark snark 03.09.03 - Today was a good day 03.08.03 - Medical freaks and body snatchers 03.07.03 - Crappity crap 03.06.03 - One lazy fair and some unearned income 03.05.03 - The fine art of flirtation 03.04.03 - Loosing interest 03.03.03 - On pretty panties and happiness 03.02.03 - SBD's ultimate stalkability report - March 2003 03.02.03 - The splat is driving me insane. Please, make it stop! 03.02.03 - I've been invaded 03.01.03 - It's all about odd 02.27.03 - Germ bubbles and dangly bits 02.26.03 - No do overs allowed 02.26.03 - high times at the hospital 02.26.03 - Thank God I'm a Southern Boy 02.25.03 - We be jamming 02.25.03 - In which I gloat 02.24.03 - Quiet please. I'm studying. 02.23.03 - Regarding my window, some plants and a park 02.23.03 - Rhapsody 02.22.03 - Update 02.22.03 - Gunshots in the night 02.21.03 - Welcome to the bumble dance 02.21.03 - The best good news ever 02.20.03 - Providing wacky action since 1973 02.20.03 - Would you like shingles on that? 02.19.03 - Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? 02.19.03 - the Lord loves a workin man 02.19.03 - Filling in the Gaps 02.18.03 - Squirrelmania 02.18.03 - Slow Motion Train Wreck in Progress 02.17.03 - Do you know where your handbag is? 02.17.03 - Mutinous Breasts 02.15.03 - Small 02.15.03 - PSA: Private folder inauguration 02.14.03 - V-day sucks 02.14.03 - Guy Critical comes through for us all 02.13.03 - Damn Skippy 02.13.03 - Guy Critical 02.12.03 - Cigarettes and stolen babies 02.12.03 - The good life 02.11.03 - The irony of faltering conviction 02.11.03 - Rufus Brown be calling! 02.10.03 - a love letter, if you will 02.10.03 - What four hours of sleep will do 02.09.03 - Down in the Shanti 02.09.03 - Definition by way of question 02.08.03 - Here I come, big daddy! 02.07.03 - I got fired, otherwise known as Can I move back home, Mom? 02.06.03 - I got lost 02.06.03 - Boy Unbeautiful 02.05.03 - random and invisible 02.04.03 - In the span of 24 hours 02.03.03 - Mondays that should be Sundays 02.03.03 - Maniac 02.02.03 - Why talk about it if you won't do a thing about it? 03.08.03 - 100 things 01.31.03 - I'm gonna party y'all 01.30.03 - Where I show my neurotic side 01.29.03 - The science of livening up a dull reception 01.28.03 - But that's alright, cuz I'm still fly 01.27.03 - Can we micromanage my potty break too, boss? 01.26.03 - This is a weird one 01.25.03 - Paul and Lila 01.23.03 - The Best List Ever 01.23.03 - What was I thinking? 01.22.03 - Kissing the shame away 01.22.03 - His Lusciousness 01.21.03 - You should be so lucky 01.20.03 - Would the real axis of evil please stand up? 01.19.03 - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. 01.19.03 - Can you guess? 01.18.03 - I'm on a roll, baby! 01.17.03 - I will write of this no more 01.16.03 - Savage this 01.15.03 - I need you baby, and if it's quite alright... 01.15.03 - Askew 01.14.03 - It isn't mystic anymore 01.13.03 - At least it isn't February 1999 01.12.03 - Degrees of Whack 01.13.03 - I said no whining, but I kinda lied. 01.12.03 - Chromophillic Fung Shui 01.11.03 - On smoking and non-smokers 01.10.03 - Boy Beautiful 01.09.03 - I had an epiphany, but I've forgotten what it was 01.08.03 - I'd come up with something witty for this box, but I'm feeling unimaginative tonight. Bleh. 01.06.03 - Get your booty on the floor tonight. Make my day. 01.05.03 - \"I don't want to lose you, Joy.\" \"I don't want to be lost.\" 01.05.03 - On expectations and desires 01.04.03 - On friendships and departures 01.03.03 - Soy una Americana 01.02.03 - In 2003
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