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Love is a Lying Man

Tonight I went to pick up the kid from the folks' after my day of beauty. I told him, "Let's go get you some new pants. Then, if you're good, we can maybe go to dinner.

We arrived at the mall and I said, "You know, honey? I'm really really hungry. What do you say we have dinner first, then shop?"

Yeah.

So he got a pizza and I got some jambalaya - of which I could only eat half, as this dieting business if finally paying off and my ability to overeat is practically zero now. Anyway, Steven wanted the Volcano! brownie thingy for dessert, so. We got that and I was good - ate enough of it to make him happy that we were sharing but no more. By that time I was sooo full, I thought I was going to pop.

Which was why were decided to nix the clothes shopping and just go home. On the way out of the mall, I said to him, "You know what, honey? When we walked in here, I thought 'oh good, we found the little boy department straight off!' but then I saw that we were really just in the skinny girl section."

The man walking in front of us burst into laughter and turned around to look at us. He said, "Ah, but you ARE a skinny girl."

God, I love me a lying man.

Ugh. I am so full. I think I feel a coma coming on.

6:08 pm - 03.28.04
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