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Things my child thought would be really really really good to eat when sick, but then decided were ass once I cooked them

1. Chicken soup

2. Scrambled eggs

3. Buttered rice

4. Boiled chicken

5. Top Ramen

6. Mashed potatos

7. Toast

Things he's actually eaten since Tuesday?

1. Apple sauce

2. Apple sauce

3. Apple sauce

I think we're making progress. Thankfully, Monday night we stocked up on Really Bad Action Films Kids Love, in ancticipation of the next two days of sickness: X-Men II and Lara Croft: Cradle of Life.

And I don't care what your great great Yiddish grandmother says - Lara Croft is to a remedy for what ails you. After watching her kick international ass, if you don't feel better, then I recommend estate planning. Of course, we felt so kick ass afterward, we tried the at home version.

This was a bad, bad idea.

Also, though blowing stuff up at home sounds like fun at the time? My advice is - Please, just don't make the thing that you are blowing up be your nose. Your ear drums may never EVER recover.

4:36 pm - 12.10.03
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