soapboxdiner

Going out of business sale, everything must go!!!!

My sex parts broke, y'all.

In an effort to restore them to their full function, I have attempted to contract immediate repairs; however, the two brokers I've recently contacted have gently informed me with a whisper of tsk tsk...

I'm sorry, Ms. SBD. We no longer service the parts in question. You see, your parts are obsolete.

Bummer.

10:05 pm - 05.21.03
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