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Kookies

Man. Don't ever let me drink that much on a school night ever EVER again. I was sicker than a dog all day at work and kept trying to curl up under the examiners' desks for a nap. Or something. This, and that ever so indelicate thing happening in my colon. You know that thing that colons are wont to do when you've had too much to drink? Yeah, that thing.

I DID survive the day though, which all in all is a very good thing. Or not, depending on how you look at it. I'm feeling mighty wiped tonight. To no early bed do I get to fall though, for shame. No, today I found out that when the coworker said of tomorrow's cookie exchange, "It's for six cookies." that she really meant, "It's for six cookies per person on the list." Y'see, I thought we were trading six cookies with ONE person, not five.

Guess who gets to bake more cookies tonight? This doesn't bode well for the resulting baked goods - me being all "Ooops! Where's the bathroom?" and sleepy and stuff.

I'm thinking I should make the good folks Abbey's recipe. Hair of the dog and all.

Christmas Cake to ease your Christmas tensions!

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 Large eggs
Assorted Nuts
2-8 Bottles Stolychniya Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

1) Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

2) Repeat step 1.

3) Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

4) Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to makesure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... jusht in cashe...

5) Turn off the mixerer.

6) Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

7) Pick fruit off floor.

8) Mix on the turner.

9) If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with asdrewscriver.

10) Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

11) Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

12) Check the vodka.

13) Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

14) Add one table.

15) Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

16) Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.

17) Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

18) Don't forget to beat off the turner.

19) Finally, throw the bowl through the window, and finish the vodka.

20) Fall into bed.

Cherry Mistmas!!!

6:01 pm - 12.17.02
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