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Bitch Whispering & Buddhism

The Discovery Channel has recently aired a number of episodes on Buddhism, have you noticed? Funny, I've watched a couple and after them both I've been like, "Man, Buddhism is totally for me. I could completely rock me some Buddhism."

And then it happens. Coworkers. Needy, princessy, interrupt me in the middle of a thought just to discuss some innate shit repeatedly and at length all throughout the day coworkers.

It's only after the twitching stops that I recall I'm exploring the wisdom of serenity, compassion and kindness, which leads to that totally assy feeling that comes when you realize that secretly on the inside, you're just an asshole like everyone else. Wash and repeat.

Hi, my name is SBD, and I'm a dick.

In other news, have you met my son, the Bitch Whisperer? He's pretty rad . . . except when he runs the tap in the kitchen while I'm showering. Brrrr.

8:13 pm - 08.01.13
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