soapboxdiner

Flowers and light

Can I get some privacy, PLEASE?

Can I open my front door to smoke a cigarette WITHOUT the neighbors who insist upon spending the better part of their respective days loitering about the parking lot in front of my house stopping whatever illegal activity they are engaging in to STARE AT ME LIKE I'M A FREAK?

I need to move to the country. I feel like Michael Jackson here. All I need is a mask and a baby to dangle.

Yeah. That's ALL I need.

P.S. Hey! Meth Head Neighbor Lady - FUCKING NO, okay? You can't have a cigarette. I don't believe you "just have to run to the store". I think you're one step away from holding a sign on the freeway offramp and drinking malt liquor from a paper bag downtown. YOU'RE A DRUG ADDICTED PARASITE ON THE ASS OF HUMANITY! Now get the hell out of my yard.

11:25 am - 05.11.03
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