soapboxdiner

I'm on a roll, baby!

Hey! I know! Why don't we all start a company. This is a great idea - you're gonna love this idea. Ready? Here's the premise of the company.

We start a business, could be like an on-line service, could be through local papers or something. People come in and detail their work history. You know, we ask them things like what have your previous job titles/duties included, or what are your goals for your future and describe your best qualities.

THEN we have these people pay us lots of money (through PayPal, eh) and we give them a hotline number to give out as references!

When companies call and say, "So, tell me about *Joe Client*," and we say Joe Client was the best damned thing that ever happened to *which ever company we're representing*!

This is a fabulous idea! Sit at home like phone sex operators, talk sweet to corporate butt licking HR assholes that wouldn't give a reference to save a man from drowning but call up three complete strangers thinking they'll get more than they themselves would give - thinking that the stranger on the phone will be more honest than the person who looked you in the eye during the interview!

Are you in? I'm thinking this is a Fortune 500 company in the making. Oh, and yeah. You can get in on this now, but remember, this is copyright me. Oh, and I'll need three references of people who know you.

HAHAAAAA hahahaha just kidding on that last part. If you come in and pass my eagle eye, you're hired. Right there, darling. See how easy it can be?

11:36 am - 01.18.03
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