Dude - I just got back from Enumclaw, Washington. This is now where I work for an insurance company in the records department. Now this is luxury employment at it's finest - there are no substitutes for this job. Case in point:
We get to drive golf carts when we go to the offsite storage facility. Driving golf carts is COOL!
There is an overstuffed leather couch and an alarm clock in the lady's lounge in the rest room. Yes, the restroom has a lounge, and it is is furnished in leather furniture.You know where you can find me.
We smokers get a rooftop smoking lounge complete with lawn tables and padded chairs. There are overhead heaters installed above the tables, lest we get cold as we kill some lung cells.
Dude. They provide juice, milk, and soup free of charge! Soup for everyone!
How cool is this job, I ask you? Just how cool is this?