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12.28.03 - Because my own baggage is not enough
12.23.03 - Who you calling a Ho?
12.22.03 - Don't let the titles fool you
12.17.03 - Swooning
12.15.03 - Safeway rocks
12.11.03 - There I go expecting something different, dammit
12.11.03 - It's all a conundrum
12.10.03 - Things my child thought would be really really really good to eat when sick, but then decided were ass once I cooked them
12.10.03 - Germs, pizza, pot, and moving. You'd think it would be interesting, eh?
12.06.03 - On the beauty of faking it
11.30.03 - I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
11.28.03 - You are getting very, very sleepy...
11.27.03 - Hahahaaaaaaaa ah-heeee!
11.23.03 - All cracked up
11.23.03 - You best be getting it, misters
11.22.03 - Moving right along
11.20.03 - Ain't nobody dope as me
11.20.03 - Anger management
11.18.03 - And then the wind...
11.18.03 - Eek!
11.17.03 - Finality aint no friend of mine
11.17.03 - The Big Five
11.16.03 - Where I bitch about the limitations of my personal freedoms
11.13.03 - Amusing
11.10.03 - Antisocial
11.09.03 - I never knew love like this before
11.07.03 - So once there was this girl, right?
11.06.03 - Smell this
11.04.03 - Another funny thing I (finally) learned along the way
11.03.03 - I feel all smooth and smart and stuff
11.03.03 - Secrets and such
11.01.03 - Mmmmm
10.30.03 - Indulge thyself at your own peril
10.29.03 - Just hold me
10.23.03 - Newly hairless and feeling it
10.23.03 - I wanna (whatwhat whatwhat wanna)
10.20.03 - SBD turns 500. Where's the Botox?
10.19.03 - Naughty box
10.16.03 - Woot Woot
10.15.03 - The fondest recollection
10.15.03 - I'm agog and befuddled
10.13.03 - Fiennes is hot
10.12.03 - So then, there was this Republican...
10.12.03 - Trailer Park Love
10.10.03 - Pat rocks
10.10.03 - Splat
10.10.03 - Give me a break
10.08.03 - Coming soon to a village near you
otherwise known as the reason why I drink

10.08.03 - Strangers in the night...
10.06.03 - Straight trippin', Boo
10.06.03 - Birds of a feather
10.03.03 - I am, whatever you say I am...
10.02.03 - Mmmm... Al
10.02.03 - Best when congested and hypoxic
09.30.03 - Yeah... me too
09.30.03 - I'm somebody else's mama, buddy. Go find your own.
09.29.03 - ... ? ...
09.28.03 - Who is this woman?
09.28.03 - And that, as they say, is the rest of the story
09.27.03 - Who needs mystery trains when they have stinky dead things hiding?
09.27.03 - Don't touch the dead thing
09.25.03 - What the hell was I thinking?
09.25.03 - I suck
09.24.03 - Benjamins and ambivilance
09.24.03 - They're all bastards
09.21.03 - Does it ever get better?
09.21.03 - Death and Dismemberment
09.20.03 - Abounding Hipness and the Boxer Short
09.17.03 - Renaissance men of Quikie Mart and the women who love them (from afar)
09.16.03 - Heffers and mules and men, oh my
09.15.03 - Fish Don't Fry in the Kitchen
09.13.03 - Saturday mornings and all the things we never discuss
09.11.03 - Merry Christmas
09.11.03 - If you can't say something nice... come sit by me
09.09.03 - Overexposed
09.08.03 - Life as a curry
09.03.03 - Five questions
09.02.03 - Computer voodoo, clod hopping and Mullets
09.01.03 - Don't go in the water
08.30.03 - Large sucking holes
08.27.03 - The Cinderella Complex
08.26.03 - Conspiracy theory, part X
08.21.03 - The one in which I whine
08.19.03 - SBD: Renaissance Woman
08.18.03 - Snarky broke and bitchy
08.18.03 - The one where the neighbors weird me out again
08.15.03 - A story of family, begrudging and altruistic
08.14.03 - Yalla Habibi
08.12.03 - Will someone please amend the dress code?
08.12.03 - Nonsense and avoidance
08.06.03 - Psychobabble and tater tots
08.05.03 - Bahbahbah Bad, bahbahbah Bad
08.05.03 - Dooby dooby doo
08.01.03 - Do Not Pass Go, Muthafucka
07.30.03 - Biblically speaking...
07.28.03 - Listen to the Sound of the Man working on the Chain... gang
07.20.03 - Feh.
07.18.03 - You spin me round round, baby, round round
07.15.03 - Inner dialogue
07.14.03 - Domesticity at it's finest
07.13.03 - Sundays are for reflection
07.10.03 - Giving me that look
07.10.03 - Suburban Martha
07.08.03 - On keeping a positive attitude
07.06.03 - Burning down the house
07.03.03 - Tired
07.01.03 - Insert your own witticisms.... here.
06.25.03 - It's NOT a fight, it's a discussion
06.24.03 - Whiskers on Kittens
06.18.03 - New Duds and Old Studs
06.16.03 - When you're wimpy and you know it, clap your hands
06.16.03 - In brief
06.13.03 - Look deep into my eyes... you're feeling very sleepy...
06.09.03 - Rites of passage
06.08.03 - Pucker up, mwahmwahmwah
06.06.03 - Always the bride's maid
06.05.03 - And time, goes by...
06.02.03 - sigh
05.29.03 - And here, I thought blue balls were a myth...
05.28.03 - Out of the mouths of babes
05.27.03 - I am all atingle, wouldn't you like to be atingle too?
05.27.03 - It wouldn't be an ember if it wasn't short lived: otherwise known as Micro Dating Don't Got Nothing On Me
05.26.03 - Don't gimme your breakfast stuff
05.25.03 - So now we know... almost
05.24.03 - For all the men I've loved before..
05.24.03 - Rejected
05.24.03 - An acknowledgement of sorts
05.21.03 - Going out of business sale, everything must go!!!!
05.17.03 - Don't stand so close to me
05.16.03 - Am I? Am I not?
05.15.03 - Uh oh. What happens when I'm not a duck
05.13.03 - Moments like this
05.11.03 - Flowers and light
05.11.03 - Bah. Whatever
05.09.03 - I'm still fickle
05.07.03 - The Rest of the Story
05.05.03 - What you tryin to do to me!? Whachu say?
05.05.03 - A little shoe, a big shoe, a dog and a bed
04.30.03 - The agenda, in brief
04.30.03 - Where to wear your brow
04.29.03 - This angry, frustrated and rejected rant brought to you by your friends at the Dow Corning Poison & Pesticide Co.
04.29.03 - Get a fucking clue
04.28.03 - He's so fine, I wanna make him mine
04.28.03 - I never did like mathematics
04.27.03 - The Gathering
04.25.03 - \"They call us the disappeared ones, but as you can see, we ain't disappeared\" - Wisdom of Three Fingered Jack, The Mask of Zorrrrrrrro
04.24.03 - No Fair
04.22.03 - Will the Real SBD Please Stand Up?
04.22.03 - Mortified
04.21.03 - The Stalker Returns
04.20.03 - The B-day/Easter weekend haps
04.17.03 - Freaking hormones, man, weird phuckers, they are
04.17.03 - Leave me alone
04.17.03 - Domestic Tranquilty and other fairy tales
04.16.03 - Bah Bah Bah - fuckers
04.15.03 - The happenings as of late
04.15.03 - The story of the chicken and the zebra
04.13.03 - Some people
04.13.03 - More regarding my garden
04.12.03 - I'm really sore ALL OVER
04.10.03 - WOOHOO! I got a keyboard again
04.10.03 - NO Keyboard at home
04.07.03 - This is all over the place, but mainly deals with funky colors
04.07.03 - Hypocrite
04.06.03 - The weekend, in brief
04.05.03 - And....SHE'S OFF!
04.03.03 - The chair that could not be orphaned
04.03.03 - A hussy and her chair
04.03.03 - Female bonding and stealthy natures of the natural born Huntress
04.02.03 - I's got some flow, CASH flow
04.02.03 - More talk on the stalk
04.01.03 - Gettun da boo-tay
03.31.03 - The one where the butterflies freak me out
03.28.03 - Just as fine as I can be
03.28.03 - Just be good to me
03.27.03 - Just a bit out of it
03.26.03 - In which I bitch, discuss contrived homophobia, and display my gratuitous spending habits
03.26.03 - The Day God Visited My Grocery Store
03.24.03 - Da bomb weekend
03.23.03 - The cat got my tongue
03.22.03 - The honors you never expect
03.21.03 - The stars align
03.20.03 - More on feeling blase and temperamental
03.20.03 - On love and war
03.19.03 - Where's my bike?
03.18.03 - I got benes
03.17.03 - Restless
03.16.03 - I'm apparently crabby today
03.15.03 - Up on the roof
03.14.03 - Wiggy neck, OT, and no sex
03.13.03 - naked & rolling in green stuff.
03.12.03 - Soldiers in France
03.11.03 - On being tired and chatting with Marcus
03.10.03 - Being the duck
03.10.03 - snark snark snark
03.09.03 - Today was a good day
03.08.03 - Medical freaks and body snatchers
03.07.03 - Crappity crap
03.06.03 - One lazy fair and some unearned income
03.05.03 - The fine art of flirtation
03.04.03 - Loosing interest
03.03.03 - On pretty panties and happiness
03.02.03 - SBD's ultimate stalkability report - March 2003
03.02.03 - The splat is driving me insane. Please, make it stop!
03.02.03 - I've been invaded
03.01.03 - It's all about odd
02.27.03 - Germ bubbles and dangly bits
02.26.03 - No do overs allowed
02.26.03 - high times at the hospital
02.26.03 - Thank God I'm a Southern Boy
02.25.03 - We be jamming
02.25.03 - In which I gloat
02.24.03 - Quiet please. I'm studying.
02.23.03 - Regarding my window, some plants and a park
02.23.03 - Rhapsody
02.22.03 - Update
02.22.03 - Gunshots in the night
02.21.03 - Welcome to the bumble dance
02.21.03 - The best good news ever
02.20.03 - Providing wacky action since 1973
02.20.03 - Would you like shingles on that?
02.19.03 - Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
02.19.03 - the Lord loves a workin man
02.19.03 - Filling in the Gaps
02.18.03 - Squirrelmania
02.18.03 - Slow Motion Train Wreck in Progress
02.17.03 - Do you know where your handbag is?
02.17.03 - Mutinous Breasts
02.15.03 - Small
02.15.03 - PSA: Private folder inauguration
02.14.03 - V-day sucks
02.14.03 - Guy Critical comes through for us all
02.13.03 - Damn Skippy
02.13.03 - Guy Critical
02.12.03 - Cigarettes and stolen babies
02.12.03 - The good life
02.11.03 - The irony of faltering conviction
02.11.03 - Rufus Brown be calling!
02.10.03 - a love letter, if you will
02.10.03 - What four hours of sleep will do
02.09.03 - Down in the Shanti
02.09.03 - Definition by way of question
02.08.03 - Here I come, big daddy!
02.07.03 - I got fired,
otherwise known as
Can I move back home, Mom?

02.06.03 - I got lost
02.06.03 - Boy Unbeautiful
02.05.03 - random and invisible
02.04.03 - In the span of 24 hours
02.03.03 - Mondays that should be Sundays
02.03.03 - Maniac
02.02.03 - Why talk about it if you won't do a thing about it?
03.08.03 - 100 things
01.31.03 - I'm gonna party y'all
01.30.03 - Where I show my neurotic side
01.29.03 - The science of livening up a dull reception
01.28.03 - But that's alright, cuz I'm still fly
01.27.03 - Can we micromanage my potty break too, boss?
01.26.03 - This is a weird one
01.25.03 - Paul and Lila
01.23.03 - The Best List Ever
01.23.03 - What was I thinking?
01.22.03 - Kissing the shame away
01.22.03 - His Lusciousness
01.21.03 - You should be so lucky
01.20.03 - Would the real axis of evil please stand up?
01.19.03 - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
01.19.03 - Can you guess?
01.18.03 - I'm on a roll, baby!
01.17.03 - I will write of this no more
01.16.03 - Savage this
01.15.03 - I need you baby, and if it's quite alright...
01.15.03 - Askew
01.14.03 - It isn't mystic anymore
01.13.03 - At least it isn't February 1999
01.12.03 - Degrees of Whack
01.13.03 - I said no whining, but I kinda lied.
01.12.03 - Chromophillic Fung Shui
01.11.03 - On smoking and non-smokers
01.10.03 - Boy Beautiful
01.09.03 - I had an epiphany, but I've forgotten what it was
01.08.03 - I'd come up with something witty for this box, but I'm feeling unimaginative tonight. Bleh.
01.06.03 - Get your booty on the floor tonight. Make my day.
01.05.03 - \"I don't want to lose you, Joy.\"
\"I don't want to be lost.\"

01.05.03 - On expectations and desires
01.04.03 - On friendships and departures
01.03.03 - Soy una Americana
01.02.03 - In 2003

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