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Newly hairless and feeling it

Tonight is about the pampering, babies. With an icy vanilla vodka, I entered my bathroom for a good de-unibrowing and a depillitation of my sideburns. (Don't I sound like a catch?) Follow that with an alcohol scrub (hush your mouth - I know alcohol is drying but, you see, I've a nasty case of oily T-zone) then a scrubbing mask and a pore reducing mask.

This pampering stuff is supposed to be cheering - but I am still left with a major funk of dejection and pointlessness.

Blah. I really wish I were one of those happy-type people who annoy me so. I think happy must be a lot more fun than this.

P.S. I think I'm going to dress for Halloween this year. Me and Good Neighbor, we're discussing Mimi Bobeck and her sister DeeDee Bobeck. Other than the mumu (which offends my internal throw-back to my teenaged hottie), I think Mimi and DeeDee clearly demonstrates the sheer brilliance of my very own Good Neighbor.

7:25 pm - 10.23.03
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