soapboxdiner

Birds of a feather

Have I ever told you about my birdie? Her name is Sweetie but we call her Pretty Girl, which is short for Bitch. She bites me and won't let me play with her at all. So once a week I wrestle her from her cage and give her a bath.

Birds are supposed to really like baths, but she just yells at me and bites me.

I like it when she gets her bath because once that drowned rat look dries, she's very fluffy and has a nice, glowing sheen.

But make no mistake. She's still a bitch. Which probably explains why I love her so.

12:32 am - 10.06.03
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