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On keeping a positive attitude

I think we've finally come to an understanding, baby childs.

We (Mutually) Lost That Loving Feeling

There is but one word (amongst the many) that seems appropriate at this juncture.

Boo.

This is why I don't date:

1. Attraction
2. Pursuit
3. Acquisition/Attempted Sex
4. Wariness/Failed Sex
5. Disillusionment/Insecurity
6. Discussion Argument
7. Frustration
8. Crash
9. Burn
10. Die

And there you go. A lesson in how to be celibate forever and ever until you die bitter and alone with 12 cats and one hand you lovingly nickname My Partner(s).

It's a very good thing, I think, that my attention span averages right around....ummmm.... three weeks. Max. You know, if I'm "In Love".

Phewy. Love can take a big old hurking bite out of my crusty, pastey white ass.

FUCK YOU LOVE! FUCK YOU!!!!!

11:18 pm - 07.08.03
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