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soapboxdiner member since 03/2001 lots of entries Gold Edition

Description: Soapbox Diner is an enigma who stymies only herself.

Strengths: With a rampant penchant for melodrama and angst, Soapbox Diner will make you thankful you're living your life instead of hers.

Weaknesses: Men in women's lingerie, chocolate truffles, and rich old men with bad tickers.

Special Skills: Wielding her Super Human idealist virtues, Soapbox Diner reminds the masses of the importance of being just like her.

Weapons: Profusely populating her writing with archaic terms consisting of more than three syllables and juxtaposing cleansing innanity with sobriety. Hell, even she doesn't know what she's talking about!

Quoth she: I don't get it.