The insurance company finally approved my car for repairs, after spending a month determining that the toothless woman who hit my car was uninsured -- something I was able to pick up on in the first, oh, 5 minutes of talking with Her Dirty Toothlessness.
So I finally got to drop off the Kia today and get into my super sexy rental. Huzzah?
-----Original Message----- From: D00d Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 4:12 PM To: SBD Subject: RE: I think Monday is my crappy day
How's the Momma? Did they say when the el Carro will be listo?
-----Original Message----- From: SBD Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 4:14 PM To: D00d Subject: RE: I think Monday is my crappy day
They said Friday (ish). I got a Yaris. Boo.
-----Original Message----- From: D00d Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 4:22 PM To: SBD Subject: RE: I think Monday is my crappy day
What Dr. Suess book does that come from?
I'm driving my Yaris So fast and so Far(is) Oh this rental car is worse than two Tarus(es)
-----Original Message----- From: SBD Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 4:28 PM To: D00d Subject: RE: I think Monday is my crappy day
Is it a car Or used pickle jar? It isn't real neat The designer shoulda been beat But we needed a caricus So they gave us a yaricus All dirty and dumb like a tardicus.
The End
-----Original Message----- From: D00d Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 4:51 PM To: SBD Subject: RE: I think Monday is my crappy day
Ooo. Tardicus.
Don't make me write another play!
Tardicus.
-----Original Message----- From: SBD Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 4:54 PM To: D00d Subject: RE: I think Monday is my crappy day
Tardicus: In orgiastic fever, he choked on a grape and expired. Sad waste of a man who preferred couch lounging and women (or young boys), when a man with good sense would've retired.