Soapbox Diner

My ass IS serious.

02.19.07

What in the hell does it mean, 'You aren't serious enough about kicking me out yet, SBD. I'm not leaving until you're serious.'?

Also, if you aren't leaving, please explain why you still haven't PAID ME BACK that fucking $400 you promised I'd have in my hot little hand A WEEK AGO, or the $350 we charged to MY credit card to repair YOUR van, or - and this is a long shot, folks, - the $1500 you owe me for the fucking plasma TV you needed ever so desparately that you drove me insane with all your complaining when you dragged me along to Best Buy to visit it. Yeah, oh, and nevermind silly old SBD, she just wants to PAY THE FUCKING BILLS 'ROUND HERE.

Is it really so confusing when I say, Pay me the damn money you STOLE from me IN TOTAL, or use it yourself to GET THE FUCK OUT? I dunno, could be me, but those options seem pretty straight forward and clear.

Jesus Effing Christ. What do I have to do here - change the locks and throw your shit in a heap on the front lawn to get it through your head?!? Please, tell me what it takes, because obviously being civil and all grown up like doesn't work with you.

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