soapboxdiner

Life as a country song

The step dad just got back from a two week Montanan hunting trip. So I asked him, "How was your trip, stepdad?"

He said, "Well the truck broke down, I bagged four deer and an elk, and my butt is bleeding."

"Oh my God! Step dad! Haven't I told you that extramarital affairs are a pain in the ass?"

"HUH?"

"Nevermind."

4:49 am - 11.16.02
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